The most wonderful time of the year
Hello everyone and welcome to the best month that was ever created by God.
That's right. It is the month of my birth. The month that all other months look up to; the month that all other months envy. Yes, that month is here.
I've been waiting for this month to come for quite some time. A whole 11 months to be exact. I love my birthday. I've been waiting so long in anticipation of it, and is a mere 16 or 16.5 days away.
I've been counting down the birthday for about 4 months now, and it hard to believe that it is now so close.
This year is especially exciting because I will be what they call "of legal age." I will have passed the barrier that the legal system has created and I will be capable of creating havoc and seeing R rated movies...wait, no, forget the last one, that one has already passed.
And just in case you were wondering and worrying, the answer is yes. I plan on going out to at least 10 bars with my friends and having them buy me ridiculous amounts of alcohol which I will consume very quickly, become violently ill and wake up the next morning with the worst hangover of my life.
(That was a joke in case you didn't pick up on that.)
Anyway, I just wanted you all to have the opportunity to join in the excitement and share in my joy and mirth.
Happy July to you all!